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Hi Sheena, don’t tell biscuit boy, but here is that old photo I promised to find you of when Russ was younger and did have sort of an apprentice six-pack. He definitely groaned about the exercises up at Tulliallan College way back then.
Do you think a big wall poster of this photo and encouraging words about sticking to his diet might help change him from that whisky cask barrel shape? Or will it need to be an intervention plus a big box of Ozempic meds?
In 1983 a certain new recruit at Tulliallan had been training a lot, running, jumping and all sorts of exercise the angry man with three stripes on his arm was shouting about to an entire squad of new recruits.
This was long before his time at Unique Property Bulletin and too many snacks whilst sitting at the computer.
Maybe a 4-pack on a good day, and not too obvious under the uniform…
Sheena, do you think we should do some before and after photos of the old ruins that run this publication as well as the old ruined/renovated buildings that we feature?
Add 43 years of age and a 43 inch waistline. This is what you get. Mr Chewing-A-Wasp happy face…
This video of Daniel Craig is what the Bakewell diet promises these blokes.
Daniel has actually been up to visit Bakewell as he really likes their tarts. Seriously, he does like to chomp through a box of Bakewell cakes. Doesn’t seem to have affected his shape…
A general enquiry does appear to confirm Daniel Craig’s taste for Bakewells…
The next video below these word is the result of our own biscuit boy’s attack-a-snack off camera. The crew at Unique Property Bulletin have a quiet battle to sort our concerns from the roundness of Russ.
Sheena, have you seen these experimental test videos yet? He is not sure about releasing them. What do you reckon…
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